I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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