Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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