Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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