He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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