okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
