There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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