I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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