Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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