these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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