She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
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You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
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Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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