I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
You coming home soon, man?
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Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
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Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
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I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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