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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
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He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Can I color on your dick again?
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
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