Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
Randomize