You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Let's get the cat blown out
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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