He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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