3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
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I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
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Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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