Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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