I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
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The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
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I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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