I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Randomize
