K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
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There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Are we still banned from the library?
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
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Use "feeling words"
Yay
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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