worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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