Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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