your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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