you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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