Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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