I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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