so explain again why im purple
no
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
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An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
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Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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