These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Randomize