WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I would fuck him just for his dog
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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