I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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