white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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