why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
So. Much. Porn.
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