'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
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Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
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You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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