He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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