Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
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It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
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Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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