It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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