At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
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