There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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