apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
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He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
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I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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