I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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