Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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