Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
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Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
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There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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