i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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