I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
So vagazzling was a success
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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