Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(845): View more from New York

i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius

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(720): View more from Colorado

It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.

(920): View more from Wisconsin

You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.

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(224): View more from Illinois

Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays

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(314): View more from Missouri

just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college

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(425): View more from Washington

she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great

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(860): View more from Connecticut

My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"

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(765): View more from Indiana

I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus

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(775): View more from Nevada

Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.

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