i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
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she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
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I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.