he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I want to fling myself into the sun
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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