i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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