some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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