I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
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She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
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just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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