i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
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If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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