i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.