I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
she peed on how many people?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
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Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
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At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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