I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
and you fell through a lawn chair
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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