Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
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im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
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It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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