wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
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Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
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Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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