There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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